“What kind of music do you like?”
Fuck. Who can answer a question like that? I HAVE FUCKING THOUSANDS OF ALBUMS, MOTHERFUCKER. IF YOU CAN FIND THE COMMONALITY OTHER THAN “THEY’RE IN THE SAME HOUSE,” YOU’VE JUST PRODUCED A NEW GRAND UNIFIED FUCKING THEORY OF MUSIC AND THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER CAN JUST FUCKING GIVE UP AND GO HOME LIKE THE N00B IT IS.
(And pissed off at myself that I haven’t come up with a glib small-talk answer to that question that I wouldn’t choke on saying out loud.)
What makes you RAAAGE so hard you want to throw the record player out the window?
Talking about bands like Slayer, Slipknot etc. and people saying “I can´t stand them” when you *know* they have never even heard a track by those bands. That´s one of my worst peeves.
Commercial radio.
You’re a goth. You like goth music, that is music that has been given the subcultural seal of approval.
People who assume that if one is into Heavy Metal one is an ignorant hick (although I admit I have done this on occasion myself).
So David, what metal do you have in the crates o’ doom? ;)