Recording industry decries humming tunes to yourself as ‘a form of piracy.’

With income from physical discs dropping through the floor and the iTunes takings not being enough to sustain the fruit and flowers budget, the RIAA has decided to take this year’s swing at getting radio to pay them. Instead of the payola that’s flowed continuously the other way for over fifty years. Yeah, that trick’ll work this time.

(The aim is to knock out the small players, leaving the six five four majors and Clear Channel. Now if only they can get rid of the Internet and ban computers, it’ll be fruit and flowers for all!)

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