The original song for the worst hold music ever has been found.

The original song the ultimate hold music was built around has been found. It’s called, of course, “Picture Perfect”.

He told me that this song was so good, that he’s going to be very rich and planned to break up with his girlfriend right away … I ended telling him I never heard anything like it, and it was unique.

(If I’m being super-generous I can hear what the guy’s trying to get at. Kurt Cobain could probably have done a version that wasn’t a complete abomination, for example. Why he would is another question.)

And, as a YouTube commenter notes, “If you sound the sound to at 1.5 times speed it sounds lik Pink Floyd.”