- Isis would be that girl who was amazing in bed until she started insisting on listening to nothing but Tool while you banged
- Explosions in the Sky would be that girl who’s great in bed, sure, but it’s EXACTLY THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER FOREVER
- Future of the Left would just donkeypunch you and then post video of it on the internet
- Sepultura would be a guy who completely ignores all erogenous zones other than the vag because they “get in the way”
- Coheed & Cambria would be a guy who you initially wanna fuck but he keeps you up all night talking about HIS FEELINGS instead …
Update: And more.