Cracked delivers. “The Sign Says ‘Fire Your Graphic Designer’.”
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Listen, mate, life has surface noise.
The impending death of the album.
It’s doomed, along with the CD in general. But then, albums have always sorta sucked.
Read MoreThe Shit Record Covers group.
For those of you on Facebook: the Shit Record Covers group, and its hall of fame. NSFW for unstylish seventies breasts. I am particularly
Read MoreOld, tired, worn-out second hand sentences.
Students of Australian music need to listen once to the first six songs on Icehouse by Flowers as part of first-year New Wave. Beyond
Read MoreRemember when records had covers?
For your delectation: The Kitten Covers.
Read MorePink Floyd sell actual bottom of barrel with scrapings.
TIME, Dark side of the moan, Wednesday (N! News) — Both remaining members of Pink Floyd have announced the launch of the “Why Pink
Read More40 Sad Portraits Of Closed Record Stores.
Saturday the 16th of April is International Record Store Day, but this photo essay documents the ones that are no longer with us.
Read MoreOne soul less on your fiery list.
Paul Harding emails to tell of his blog Perthmusic (and earlier version), a pile of unavailable CDs, records and tapes from no-longer-gigging bands of
Read MoreEven in the futurepop, nothing works.
In the early 1990s, I tried very hard to become a serious Anthony Burgess fan. A Clockwork Orange is absolutely first-class and probably my favourite novel of all time.
However, all his other novels suck. All of them.
Read MoreSign up or go underground in the summer of ’81.
You’re young? Never got into the Australian mainstream in the ’80s when it was happening? Annoyed that most of Mushroom’s output is not available
Read MoreHow to lose four hundred kilograms.
It’s been a wonderful month of house-culling. We’ve thrown out a veritable mountain of shite and regularly overfill our bins with just culls of
Read MoreMy Album Cover Lifestyle
With thanks to the fabulous Kallisti of blastmilk.com for the heads up, album covers as Ikea catalogue pages on Flickr.
Read MoreCover versions.
“Today is not much skilled craftsmen capable of creating a truly awful cover for a vinyl disc. This art, alas, almost lost. When we
Read MoreAlbatross.
Saw a girl on the tube with a Get Hip Records bag. I told her I approved. I’m contemplating my own half a ton
Read MoreDanny Ben Israel: Bullshit 3¼ (1970).
Today’s music is Bullshit 3¼, a 1970 psychedelic prog album in Hebrew (with titles in English) by Danny ben Israel. The music is deeply
Read MoreWhatever happened to Festival Records.
Festival had a truly spectacular decline and fall. When it finally died, it seems it was bought by Warner, who, being helmed by the
Read MoreThe dream world of Dion McGregor.
Dion McGregor was the most prolific somniloquist in recorded history. A somniloquist, or voluble dreamer, is a person that talks during their sleep. Dion
Read MoreEmperor Norton in shock music giveaway
This may not be the newest news around, but… For those who haven’t noticed, Emperor Norton Records have started putting some new albums, in
Read MoreReview: Kim Salmon, E(a)rnest
Long term fans of Mr Salmon’s heavier works may have been in the main disappointed by the musical detours of recent years (a subject he actually canvases on this album), but nevertheless respect was always due for the fact he had decided to go his own way rather than merely retread the past.
Read MoreTISM Best.off launch, fortyfivedownstairs gallery
The unfortunately-timed TISM greatest hits compilation, tism.bestoff, (which is being released less than a year after their last studio album DeRigueurmortis, which was delayed by two years anyway) was launched at Melbourne art gallery fortyfivedownstairs on Tuesday night. If you’ve ever harboured a desire to have Ron Hitler Barassi serving you sushi, you shoulda been there.
Read MoreNew Darkwave/EBM/Synthpop quickies
It seems that maybe the muse has been getting around in EBM and Darkwave circles of late, or maybe just the right drugs are being taken … whatever it is, there is some fantastic new music on its way, and here are some short reviews of some of the current and future releases …
Read MoreIcon Of Coil ‘The Soul Is In The Software’
Scandinavian act Icon of Coil have been plying their brand of boppy EBM for a number of years now, wowing European audiences with their reputedly spirited live shows and dancefloors everywhere (including Australia) with club-friendly tracks like “Shallow Nation”, “Former Self”, “Floorkiller” and “Situations Like These.” Ironically, it’s often been their less dancefloor-oriented tracks that have stuck out more, and, thankfully, new album The Soul is in the Software (due out later this month) has quite a few of these, as well as toying with new vocal styles and rhythms more often employed by other stalwarts of the EBM scene, Covenant and VNV Nation.
Read MoreJock Cheese: The Jock Cheese Platter
Disclaimer: I host a site called TISM Self Storage, and Jock Cheese is the bass player of TISM, and I could therefore be considered
Read MoreBizarre-o Tori Amos covers album
Love her or hate her, the new Tori album, Strange Little Girls, is due out in a bit over a month and will no
Read MoreJodi Phillis, Fibrotown – Cornish Arms (Brunswick, Melbourne)
Jodi Phillis: What you’d expect, well worth not missing. Fibrotown: Country indie rock, surprisingly good. Cornish Arms: Good venue. Rating: Damn fine night out.
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