I figured out the scanner at work, so expect this page to fill out nicely. The early pop-kid days of Party Fears, with the
Read MoreSo what was Maxicut?
In case you ever wondered what the EMI “Maxicut” process you saw listed on all those Australian LPs was, learn about the rationale and
Read MoreParty Fears #6 scanned and online.
Description and scans, only twenty-five years after the fact. Psychotic Turnbuckles, David Nichols, Deadly Hume, Die Monster Die, Headonist, Jackals, Kryptonics, And An A,
Read MoreNo, film is not in unique need of blockbusterism.
Here’s something instructive: YouTube: A Dinosaur Story. That’s a three-hour movie done by two kids in their loungeroom with toy dinosaurs. Ridiculously low production
Read MoreWe must preserve the record industry, for the sake of artists.
James Taylor has filed suit against Warner Brothers for unpaid digital royalties. This has dug up a pile of dirt dating back to 1969.
Read MoreAlbum cover cliches, 2012.
Cracked delivers. “The Sign Says ‘Fire Your Graphic Designer’.”
Read MoreThe failed rock star in contemporary fiction.
Jay Ruttenberg in the New York Times laments his own career as a rock critic, and discusses current trends in literary depictions of musicians.
Read MoreThe history of prog.
David Weigel, a political reporter for Slate, is in the midst of a series on the history of prog rock. It’s really quite frightening.
Read MoreAN END TO THE LOUDNESS WARS.
I bet you’ve always wondered what music would sound like if the bottom 8 bits of 16-bit sound were ever used for anything at all.
Read MoreHold back the invaders, their infernal machines.
This week’s bit of Wikipedia: Space Invaders (Player One song). A disco novelty hit from Russell Brown and Bruce Dunlop, Australian #3 in 1980
Read MoreThe impending death of the album.
It’s doomed, along with the CD in general. But then, albums have always sorta sucked.
Read MoreBefore record execs go to bed, they check the closet for Kim Dotcom.
The huge FBI raid on massive bootlegging entirely legitimate file upload site MegaUpload in January sure struck a blow for ethics, morality and of
Read MoreThe struggle for existence.
So much for the argument from design. Computational biologist Bob MacCallum at Imperial College had too much time on his hands was inspired to
Read MoreThe Shit Record Covers group.
For those of you on Facebook: the Shit Record Covers group, and its hall of fame. NSFW for unstylish seventies breasts. I am particularly
Read MoreAnd the man at the back said everyone attack and it turned into a courtroom blitz.
Some musicians — I’m sure none of you reading — are observably fucking delusional about business, relationship management, reputation management and what copyright actually
Read MoreHow to make the general public loathe collection agencies.
Copyright collection agencies are actually a really good idea for working songwriters. Record companies generally never cough up a royalty cheque ever past the
Read MoreThe emperor’s new bitrate.
To bludgeon the point home about anything over CD quality being superfluous, we have, from 2008, Audibility of a CD-Standard A/D/A Loop Inserted Into
Read MoreNobody cares about your copyright.
In the Internet era, copyright laws are just getting tougher. But people really, really don’t give a shit. 61% of 15-25-year-olds in Sweden fileshare
Read MoreA Converse in a humanoid face, forever.
My high-school English teacher really wanted me to do journalism at Curtin because I did well on the school magazine. I did chemistry at
Read MoreSo you think you have good ears.
You have a record collection this big and all you do and think about every day is records and music. So just how closely
Read MoreThe Sisters of Mercy, Corner Hotel, Melbourne, March 1st
The “industrial groove machine” known as The Sisters of Mercy recently performed twice in Melbourne at the Corner Hotel and apparently also at the
Read MorePrecisely why 24/192 downloads are audiophoolery.
Mere CD quality (16 bit/44.1kHz) is so passé. Apple is now pushing 24/96 (and telling engineers not to compress stuff to shit, God bless
Read MoreARC and KSW with Arp Cola at the Melbourne Day Org.
Official Church of Scientology Australian rap music. That is all. (This is what I get for declaring something the possible worst.)
Read MoreFans just want to wear your skin.
Oldies but goodies from Tom Ellard of Severed Heads, on the trouble with fan spaces (I was on the email list version for a
Read MoreOld, tired, worn-out second hand sentences.
Students of Australian music need to listen once to the first six songs on Icehouse by Flowers as part of first-year New Wave. Beyond
Read MoreIf I did not like big butts, could I lie?
The twentieth anniversary of the release of “Baby Got Back” was February 5th. To commemorate this occasion, we present a logical puzzle. “You are
Read MoreMusic industry whining has a long and venerable history.
Today’s is from the advent of the evil talkie in the cinemas. The obvious solution is to ban soundtracks on moving images. Playing YouTube
Read MoreDon’t make me wait.
Remember Street Sounds? Brilliant R’n’B compilations, unavailable on the face of the Earth for the past thirty years? Here you go. The label is
Read MoreKeeping up with the kids.
Now listening to The Quietus Radio. Like the magazine, it’s actually decent and worth your time. God help me if I start following popular
Read MoreHell’s basement.
Chalga is possibly the worst pop genre ever, and that’s a subject I have considerable expertise in. Bulgaria could take over the world. “What’s
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