How to make Zardoz make sense, automated iPhone music video making, geolocking, racism and Kung Fury.
Read MoreThe silver age of music: the Midas plague. How do you keep up?
“Will I buy something? Pretty much not. If I see what I really want, I’ll buy the CD, or if I feel guilty, but physical records or even the CD things are just a nuisance. More and more things and piles of things, and guilt versus things, not having the things wins.”
Read MoreBlacklisters: Adult (2015).
Early 1990s grunge, reproduced with 100% authenticity. Really, I felt like I was a 26-year-old student/bum again, smoking Lucky Strikes on a front porch in Perth, wondering if I too would ever find some way to hit it big with Generation X.
Read MoreIndustrial estate.
I am doing the musical thing at last, despite literally being unable to sing or play (‘cos that observably never stopped anyone else). Two
Read MorePutting the record industry on Bitcoin: Why this won’t work.
Bloomberg has put up a breathless piece of hype based on a report from the most speculative unit of the Berklee College of Music, suggesting that doing it all on THE BITCOIN BLOCKCHAIN will shower money on all. Plus point: it is indeed from Berklee. Minus points: it’s made of squirrels and crack.
Read MoreThe James L. “Rusty” Hevelin Collection of fanzines (the SF sort).
Of course, the first zines were science fiction zines, and they sprung up in the 1930s just about as soon as mimeographs were physically
Read MoreMatrix HiFi: Blind-testing high-end audio equipment.
As usual, a well-set up blind A/B test of supposedly stupendous audio equipment. And as usual, the actual answer (from ridiculously famous sound engineer
Read MoreApple wants free streaming and videos on YouTube shut down.
Of course the new distribution channels are going to act like the old distribution channels. Apple wants to relaunch Beats as a new and
Read MoreHelp the suffering stars of Tidal.
With the tidal.com app sinking without trace for no better reason than that it’s terrible and there’s no conceivable reason to bother with it,
Read MoreBased on the trailer, it is blindingly obvious that everyone must watch the hell out of Kung Fury.
A kung fu cop film from the television ’80s. Here is the trailer. And here is the Wikipedia article. And here is the theme
Read MoreThe Cramps’ long-lost video for “Human Fly” found.
An item alluded to in epic-nerd-level Cramps coverage, but so rare nobody was even known to have a full copy. Here in the astounding
Read MoreDonald Fagen: Sunken Condos (2012).
This is light jazz funk rock with brilliant musicianship, and Fagen’s voice is still lovely after all these years. I could not remember a
Read MoreMetroland: Triadic Ballet (2015).
Metroland is a Belgian electronic duo. Their publicity says “Kraftwerk” a whole lot, though my first thought was “the Kraftwerky end of Severed Heads”.
Read MoreMusician links.
Chord progressions of 25,000 songs analysed, using the database of Hooktheory’s Theorytab. Which itself is ridiculously fun to play with. Audacity is the computer-based
Read MoreIndustry links.
So how much is music actually worth? Spoiler: nobody knows. Universal Music Hijacks YouTube Videos of Indie Artist. Because of course they did. How
Read MorePetition to reform TISM to represent Australia at Eurovision.
So Australia won the wildcard for Eurovision 2015. And there’s a petition for TISM to reform and play it. Go sign now. Because you
Read MoreLinks.
Google puts the hard word on artists using YouTube. Sign up for five years or you’re off YouTube. What the “vinyl comeback” actually looks
Read MoreWhy every mainstream record sounds the same, step by step.
Tom Whitwell has just reposted his 2008 Word article on the recording process for mainstream radio-targeted music: how to record music literally targeted at
Read MoreSteve Albini: How The Internet Solved The Problem with Music.
Steve Albini’s 1993 classic “The Problem with Music”, written at the height of the grunge era, when post-hardcore punk bands were getting gobbled up
Read MoreWork for Oprah’s $999-ticket tour for free. “No budget” for perfomers – but “exposure”!
Pity the poor cash-strapped billionaires! Oprah Winfrey’s Live The Life You Want tour, with tickets priced from $99 to $999, has “no budget” to
Read MoreHow comprehensively fucked Hollywood is, in detail.
The Sony hack revealed that even the execs are sick of the latest Adam Sandler vehicle. Mark Harris at Grantland sets out the next
Read MoreA new year of links!
There’s a new Rowland S. Howard career collection, Six Strings That Drew Blood. Here’s an excellent review and history from the Quietus. I didn’t
Read MoreDanny Says: a documentary about Danny Fields.
Danny Fields was there before the birth of punk rock in the US: he’s the guy who signed the Stooges and the MC5 to
Read MoreNick Cave: 20,000 Days On Earth and Q&A session
At a special screening at The Astor, the Nick Cave documentary 20 000 Days on Earth was screened, with Nick present for a Q&A
Read MoreLOUDEST LINKS OF THE DAY. Spanish newspapers in thermonuclear foot-bullet hilarity.
THE LOUDEST SOUND SYSTEM IN THE WORLD. (It’s used for rocket science, of course.) Why you can’t get 4K Netflix on a Mac or
Read MoreSony Pictures hack: how to save a bundle of cash through wilful negligence.
Sony Pictures’ computer network got comprehensively pwn3d recently, with huge amounts of confidential data being dumped to the world. Because everybody hates Sony, for
Read MoreNotes On The Accounting of Musical Taste
Recently I gave a presentation on The Philosophy of Music. Putting aside the definitional and ontological questions for a moment, perhaps the most troubling from a reviewer’s point of view was an epistemological one; what sort of knowledge does musical and lyrical content give us?
Read MoreI bet you thought the record industry actually wanted people to buy their records.
The estimable PopBitch details how UK labels refuse to actually make songs with massive demand available for purchase — deliberately missing the Christmas binge
Read MoreSkinny Puppy: Weapon (2013).
As perhaps the most important industrial band of the 1980s, Skinny Puppy developed a loyal following with their harsh instrumentation, samples, and politically blunt
Read MoreForget “Paul is dead”: the Beatles NEVER EXISTED. Apparently.
Sure, there were these four character names, but they were played by different people over the course of the band’s existence. (Look at the
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