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Imogen Heap failing to catch all the money raining from the skies, on The Blockchain.

Imogen Heap doesn’t make the blockchain hype make sense either.

2 December, 20152 May, 2017 Industry, mp3 3

The big name in recent “blockchain” (Bitcoin) hype is Imogen Heap. As far as I can tell, it’s still the case that nothing about this is going to work.

LA punk zines Slash and NoMag scanned, courtesy Circulation Zero.

1 December, 20154 September, 2016 Writing 0

Ryan Richardson has put up lots of old archival material before, and his latest is Circulation Zero, on which he plans to make available the complete runs (or, at worst, the complete interesting runs) of ancient punk rock history.

I don’t want to shock you or anything, but pop music is an industry.

30 November, 20153 November, 2016 Pop, Writing 0

The Atlantic is perturbed and depressed that pop music is created by an industrial process and wants you to be too.

Dammit Yahoo, stop giving the game away.

28 November, 20153 November, 2016 Media, Writing 0

Yahoo posted their writeup on Rihanna’s Anti just a little early.

Baron: Torpor (2015).

1 November, 201516 June, 2017 Prog, Record 2

Torpor is squarely an attempt to recapture early ’70s English folky progressive rock. With vaguely sci-fi lyrics.

If you’re gonna do martial industrial music, at least make it really gay. Deutsch Amerikanische Freundschaft.

15 October, 201514 October, 2016 Industrial, Post-Punk, Record 0

DAF were a Neue Deutsche Welle (New German Wave) band, covering the time from when NDW meant hideous post-punk noise to when it meant cheesy pop. Funnily enough covering a similar arc themselves.

Links: Rod Stewart took cocaine up his arse to protect his nose.

10 August, 201528 April, 2017 Drugs, Links 0

Yes, really. Also, psychedelic glasses. And caffeine.

More on the blockchain-music hype: what PeerTracks thinks it’s doing.

7 August, 20155 September, 2016 Industry 1

After the amazingly terrible Berklee white paper on how to make all musicians rich using magic beans, today we have a breathless piece of content marketing in Billboard hyping the notion, devoid of useful detail and promising the moon on a stick fueled by very complicated computer wizard magick.

Classical links: In which classical is hampered by iTunes.

29 July, 20152 September, 2016 Classical, Links 0

iTunes and streaming in general. Not one, but two cases. The problem is that (a) ID3 is crappy (b) particularly for classical (c) and

Film links. KUNG FURY!

28 July, 201528 August, 2016 Film, Links 0

How to make Zardoz make sense, automated iPhone music video making, geolocking, racism and Kung Fury.

The silver age of music: the Midas plague. How do you keep up?

26 July, 20153 May, 2017 mp3, Opinion 1

“Will I buy something? Pretty much not. If I see what I really want, I’ll buy the CD, or if I feel guilty, but physical records or even the CD things are just a nuisance. More and more things and piles of things, and guilt versus things, not having the things wins.”

Blacklisters: Adult (2015).

25 July, 201514 October, 2016 Punk, Record 0

Early 1990s grunge, reproduced with 100% authenticity. Really, I felt like I was a 26-year-old student/bum again, smoking Lucky Strikes on a front porch in Perth, wondering if I too would ever find some way to hit it big with Generation X.

Industrial estate.

24 July, 201528 August, 2016 Industrial, Links 0

I am doing the musical thing at last, despite literally being unable to sing or play (‘cos that observably never stopped anyone else). Two

Putting the record industry on Bitcoin: Why this won’t work.

23 July, 20155 September, 2016 Industry 1

Bloomberg has put up a breathless piece of hype based on a report from the most speculative unit of the Berklee College of Music, suggesting that doing it all on THE BITCOIN BLOCKCHAIN will shower money on all. Plus point: it is indeed from Berklee. Minus points: it’s made of squirrels and crack.

The James L. “Rusty” Hevelin Collection of fanzines (the SF sort).

2 July, 20156 May, 2017 Writing 0

Of course, the first zines were science fiction zines, and they sprung up in the 1930s just about as soon as mimeographs were physically

Matrix HiFi: Blind-testing high-end audio equipment.

11 May, 20156 August, 2020 Audio 0

As usual, a well-set up blind A/B test of supposedly stupendous audio equipment. And as usual, the actual answer (from ridiculously famous sound engineer

Apple wants free streaming and videos on YouTube shut down.

4 May, 201528 April, 2017 Industry, mp3 0

Of course the new distribution channels are going to act like the old distribution channels. Apple wants to relaunch Beats as a new and

Help the suffering stars of Tidal.

28 April, 201528 August, 2016 Industry, mp3 0

With the tidal.com app sinking without trace for no better reason than that it’s terrible and there’s no conceivable reason to bother with it,

Based on the trailer, it is blindingly obvious that everyone must watch the hell out of Kung Fury.

25 April, 201528 August, 2016 Film 0

A kung fu cop film from the television ’80s. Here is the trailer. And here is the Wikipedia article. And here is the theme

The Cramps’ long-lost video for “Human Fly” found.

24 April, 201528 August, 2016 Film, Punk 0

An item alluded to in epic-nerd-level Cramps coverage, but so rare nobody was even known to have a full copy. Here in the astounding

Donald Fagen: Sunken Condos (2012).

23 April, 201528 August, 2016 Jazz, Record 0

This is light jazz funk rock with brilliant musicianship, and Fagen’s voice is still lovely after all these years. I could not remember a

Metroland: Triadic Ballet (2015).

20 April, 201528 August, 2016 Industrial, Pop, Record 1

Metroland is a Belgian electronic duo. Their publicity says “Kraftwerk” a whole lot, though my first thought was “the Kraftwerky end of Severed Heads”.

Musician links.

19 April, 20156 May, 2017 Links, Musician 0

Chord progressions of 25,000 songs analysed, using the database of Hooktheory’s Theorytab. Which itself is ridiculously fun to play with. Audacity is the computer-based

Industry links.

18 April, 20156 May, 2017 Industry, Links 0

So how much is music actually worth? Spoiler: nobody knows. Universal Music Hijacks YouTube Videos of Indie Artist. Because of course they did. How

Petition to reform TISM to represent Australia at Eurovision.

11 February, 201528 August, 2016 Pop, Theatre 0

So Australia won the wildcard for Eurovision 2015. And there’s a petition for TISM to reform and play it. Go sign now. Because you

Links.

23 January, 20156 May, 2017 Dance, Industry, Links 0

Google puts the hard word on artists using YouTube. Sign up for five years or you’re off YouTube. What the “vinyl comeback” actually looks

Why every mainstream record sounds the same, step by step.

12 January, 20154 January, 2017 Country, Pop 0

Tom Whitwell has just reposted his 2008 Word article on the recording process for mainstream radio-targeted music: how to record music literally targeted at