How to make Zardoz make sense, automated iPhone music video making, geolocking, racism and Kung Fury.
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The problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Based on the trailer, it is blindingly obvious that everyone must watch the hell out of Kung Fury.
A kung fu cop film from the television ’80s. Here is the trailer. And here is the Wikipedia article. And here is the theme
Read MoreThe Cramps’ long-lost video for “Human Fly” found.
An item alluded to in epic-nerd-level Cramps coverage, but so rare nobody was even known to have a full copy. Here in the astounding
Read MoreHow comprehensively fucked Hollywood is, in detail.
The Sony hack revealed that even the execs are sick of the latest Adam Sandler vehicle. Mark Harris at Grantland sets out the next
Read MoreDanny Says: a documentary about Danny Fields.
Danny Fields was there before the birth of punk rock in the US: he’s the guy who signed the Stooges and the MC5 to
Read MoreNick Cave: 20,000 Days On Earth and Q&A session
At a special screening at The Astor, the Nick Cave documentary 20 000 Days on Earth was screened, with Nick present for a Q&A
Read MoreSony Pictures hack: how to save a bundle of cash through wilful negligence.
Sony Pictures’ computer network got comprehensively pwn3d recently, with huge amounts of confidential data being dumped to the world. Because everybody hates Sony, for
Read MoreArchive: Axiom (2014)
Archive are a pretty superb combination of electronica, trip-hop, with progressive elements, something like a fusion of 65daysofstatic and Portishead. To say that they’ve
Read MoreIndustrial Soundtrack for the Urban Decay: documentary film later this year.
Now this is an interesting thing. Amélie Ravalec and Travis Collins (the one from RTR) track down the conceptual origins of 1970s and 1980s
Read MoreKim Jong-Il was the North Korean Roger Ebert.
Amongst his stupendously many literary achievements, Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il was an accomplished film critic. LET US CREATE MORE REVOLUTIONARY FILMS BASED ON SOCIALIST
Read MoreThe Manual, Hollywood edition.
There is a Manual for film that sets out precisely what is to happen as closely as The Manual did for pop music. But
Read MoreThe Adventures of Ford Fairlane.
Must be movie week at Rocknerd. So I was reminded of The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990), a thoroughly enjoyable piece of cheese starring
Read MoreNick Cave’s ridiculously over-the-top rejected script for Gladiator 2, for your reading pleasure.
Russell Crowe wanted a followup to Gladiator. So, of course, he called Nick Cave. ‘Cos that’s obviously the first thing you do.
Read MoreHow the B-movie industry works these days.
A look into Asylum, assembly-line producers of such instant classics as 2-Headed Shark Attack. This century, the market for B-movies is Netflix and the
Read MoreDogs In Space by the Quietus.
Someone outside Australia notices Dogs In Space, specifically Anthony Nield at the Quietus. And of course, you can get the soundtrack album for less
Read MoreNo, film is not in unique need of blockbusterism.
Here’s something instructive: YouTube: A Dinosaur Story. That’s a three-hour movie done by two kids in their loungeroom with toy dinosaurs. Ridiculously low production
Read MoreMusic industry whining has a long and venerable history.
Today’s is from the advent of the evil talkie in the cinemas. The obvious solution is to ban soundtracks on moving images. Playing YouTube
Read MoreWhy movies right now suck more than music.
The Internet has set off a desperately-needed nuclear viral cancer bomb under the music industry. The majors are going down the tubes, the distribution
Read More“Who Killed Bambi?” original screenplay.
Roger Ebert is a renowned film critic and an excellent and amusing writer. He also wrote a couple of screenplays with Russ Meyer: Beyond
Read MoreAnvil! The Story Of Anvil
After screening at the Melbourne International Film Festival last year, Anvil! The Story of Anvil is to go on general release in Australia in
Read MoreIron Maiden: Flight 666
Iron Maiden has a global fanbase, they even played Poland while it was still in the Soviet Bloc, but there is no better illustration
Read MoreThe Boat That Rocked
I was hoping The Boat That Rocked would at least be fictionalised reality about British pirate radio in the sixties, in the manner of
Read MoreInternet killed the video star.
Dot.com winner Paul Graham writes on why TV lost — computers + television = computers.
Read MoreOne more such victory will utterly undo us.
*ahem* I told you so.
Read MoreGets you jumping like a real live wire.
When Uwe Boll* calls [*may not be 100% true], Richard O’Brien listens. (Or not.) ‘Cos adaptations make the world go round. (1944 Marxist sociology
Read MoreSnow White and the Seven Dwarfs and Poochie.
In the MPAA’s consumer assault, consider the shiny 5¼” disk the Maginot Line. DVD sales are slipping for the first time since 1997. And
Read MoreNixon. Four more years!
Going by the trailer, the Watchmen movie might not actually suck. The costumes are right, the scenes are right … the sculpture on Mars
Read MoreYou can’t hide your lose forever.
You can fool much of the press quite a bit of the time, but the markets don’t care if you run baby-mulching machines —
Read MorezZz is playing: Grip.
A brilliant single-take music video, for “Grip” by Dutch band zZz. High-quality MPEG4 also available.
Read MoreRoad To Perdition
review by Andrew Tijs Looks like Tom Hanks, Paul Newman and Sam Mendes are prematurely dusting their Oscar shelves for the release of the
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