I’ve been reluctant to even mention the really obviously fake chart performances of fake AI music lately. I have no wish to accidentally give these fucks even that much publicity.
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And it’s-a-one for the money, two for the money.
I’ve been reluctant to even mention the really obviously fake chart performances of fake AI music lately. I have no wish to accidentally give these fucks even that much publicity.
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At least Songtradr, unlike Epic, is in the same business.
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You’ve never heard of current pop stars because they aren’t actually popular in mainstream culture.
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The black hit of space.
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Here in the plague, I’m bored enough to write about music again, for my beloved audience of about a hundred. How are you all?
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The punishment of luxury is in the air for all to see. And it’s ugly now, and it’s getting worse every day. Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Suspended in gaffer.
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The Threatin story is this week’s winner.
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I’ve moved house! And oh my goodness, the backlog …
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Welcome to the music industry! Here’s your accordion.
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eMusic’s plan: 1. Collect a large pile of money. 2. Write an all-new music platform that does everything! 3. Pay people in eMusic magic beans.
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I blame the delay on blockchain. Taking a while between confirmations.
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“We’ll save music on the blockchain!” Ethereum can’t scale up to cat pictures.
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In which I go on a podcast and talk about why blockchains are still trash, particularly for music. Don’t fall for resentment-based marketing!
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At least Twitter reaps a bountiful harvest these days.
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The record industry is being blustering idiots about piracy again.
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It looks like eMusic’s attempt at a comeback last year didn’t work out so well. Behold: the eMusic Blockchain Platform! … a Kodak moment indeed.
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Yes, I’m still here. More exciting things from the big world!
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Neoreaction a Basilisk is finally out!
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More fun in the big world.
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My restrained and professional assessment of the incompetence and stupidity all through the Björk cryptocurrency project was reasonably popular and widely read. This expanded version adds what I was actually thinking when writing up this collapse board cascade of slapstick coded-by-dildo incompetence.
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The “Content Creators Coalition” is particularly stupid and hilarious.
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Today’s post, over on the blockchain blog, is about Ujo Music’s second attempt at music on the blockchain. You’ll be unsurprised to hear that yet again they fall down the stairs, hitting their head on every step on the way down.
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and thank you Twitter
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You can guess who makes it big from streaming, and it’s not Spotify.
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And Dave Graney on video, just because.
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I feel like I’m giving away the game here by revealing the truth to the terminally incompetent, but good Lord this is ridiculous.
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And PlayMobil Joy Division.
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1. Steal underpants. 2. ICO. 3. Profit!
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You’d think people running a business would do things that would make money and have them still be around next year. But, welcome to music!
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