Every nun needs a Synthi.
Read MoreAuthor: David Gerard
Links: AdNauseam blocked, Facebook video takedowns, hi-res Tidal, a wrist vibrator subwoofer.
Seriously, $199 for a vibrator for your wrist.
Read MoreReviews: The Pineapple Thief, Trance To The Sun, Scandinavia (2016).
Let’s get the guitars out again.
Read MoreStreaming links: Google and SoundCloud, hi-res audio, codec snobbery.
From the world of your music on other people’s computers.
Read MoreThe Voices: Oneiric Anthem (2016).
Today’s “what the hell even is that”: a capella experimental prog.
Read MoreHigh seas: ISP warnings don’t work, Facebook content ID, more suits against copyright trolls.
News for freelance consumers of the preservation of culture.
Read MoreI urge you to back “Monkee Music”, 2nd Edition, by Andrew Hickey. Hurry, hurry!
You should definitely put some money into this Kickstarter.
Read MoreIndustrial reviews: Purple Fog Side, Mari Kattman, Amorphous (2016, 2017).
Recent releases from the bleep side and the noise side.
Read MoreRocknerd v1 recoveries.
Nearing the bottom of the barrel with the Rocknerd v1 recoveries. Look through the list and let me know any favourites you think particularly warrant retrieval.
Read MoreLinks: Smart TVs, mining the Internet Archive, new Popcorn Time.
Why Smart TVs are as terrible an idea as they sound, automatic categorisation of the Internet Archive and a new version of Popcorn Time.
Read MoreMusician links, George Michael on Joy Division.
How to read sheet music, a chord progression arpeggiator and George Michael versus Morrissey and Tony Blackburn.
Read MoreDigital distribution: Streaming takes over, Apple goes label, go to your listeners, Bandcamp 2016.
The fine art of getting your music to paying listeners as of late 2016.
Read MoreReviews: Rose and the Diamond Hand, Venus Hum, Hand In Waves (2016).
Goth rock, electronic pop and witch house.
Read MoreFrom the high seas: Pirate Bay in Australia, DDOS attacks, Kickass Torrents revived, monetising piracy.
Yo ho ho and three megabytes of hot RAM.
Read MoreLinks: Side-Line goes full Nazi, CDDB bought by Nielsen, 23 random Naked Lunch quotes.
Side-Line indulges a straight-up Nazi, Nielsen buys Gracenote metadata, random Burroughs readings from The Naked Lunch.
Read MoreI want a hippopotamus for Christmas. How to hip-sing!
“Yup, all $9.24 from monetization is going towards the wedding. There will be ice sculptures.”
Read MoreThe Celibate Rifles: Merry Xmas Blues (1983).
Then give ’em all the turkey and tell ’em to get stuffed.
Read MoreVideo game music Christmas, by Seth Everman.
WATER LEVEL (that everyone hates)
Read MoreNiland’s music classifier and similarity searcher, and a demo you can play with.
Niland are an “AI startup” who sell a search and recommendation engine for music companies. They have a demo for you to play with: paste in a track from SoundCloud and see what it makes of it.
Read MoreLinks: Stoner metal, Stevie Wonder, Bill Drummond on punk.
Essays on aesthetics.
Read MoreLinks: Prenda Law copyright scam too far, Internet advertising is trash, SoundButt.
Prenda Law are finally arrested, Internet advertising is a scam at all levels (and you can help!) and careful when posting.
Read MoreNew instruments: The Mitt, PushPull and a 3D-printed wind instrument designer.
A new controller, a new squeezebox and something to design a wind instrument in any shape you can think of.
Read MoreSongs for “oh God can I hit Amazon in time” week.
BY THE CORROSIVE SPERM OF BAAL I SHALL RIP THY INTESTINES BODILY FROM THY CORPULENT BOURGEOISIE ABDOMEN WITH MY OWN CLAWS AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT.
Read MoreElectronic reviews: Epileptics, VvvV, Shiny Darkness (2016).
Electroclash witch house, electric prog and industrial synthpop.
Read MoreLinks: Bandcamp for New Zealand charts, EFF versus the music industry, the productivity of silence.
The important thing is to wear a fetching Skullcandy hat like the one up there.
Read MoreVirtual Reality: it’s the new 3D! Expensive, consumers don’t want it and it makes you throw up.
3D technology has been the next big thing for only the last sixty years. It offers amazing improvements over ordinary moving images: darkness, muddier colours, blurriness, headaches from watching for more than twenty minutes and slower action sequences so the viewer doesn’t bring up their last meal.
Read MoreYour day’s video selection: goats, bats, Mel Brooks and Hitler.
A Christmas choir, Mick Harvey, Ken Russell and apposite commentary.
Read MoreDRM links: Denuvo removed, Super Mario locked, 4K Netflix for almost nobody, GOG, EFF.
News from the world of “you thought you bought the thing we sold you? Think again, pirate scum!“
Read MoreReviews: Soviet Soviet, Fossey, Nórdika (2016).
Shoegazy post-punk, synth pop and futurepop.
Read MoreLinks: Spotify without SoundCloud, 808 classics, the Legendary Pink Dots, millennials.
Spotify rejects SoundCloud again, ten 808 greats, the Legendary Pink Dots and you awful millennials.
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