Your mission: document the resonant frequencies, and come up with an enormously popular banger of a tune that hits all of them.
Read MoreAuthor: David Gerard
An image carefully constructed to make musicians cry.
Musicians who have a casual attitude to the continued use of their eyes may want to look over this advertising image and see if they can spot a single thing right about it.
Read MoreRecords: P.H.O.B.O.S. (2021), The Birthday Massacre (2022).
Is this thing on? Have a couple of records.
Read MoreFive slabs of listening from 2021.
Two are actually from this year!
Read MoreRecords: Rhys Fulber, Poppy (2021).
Old industrial musician from way back makes a new album during lockdown; android pop star turns grunge rocker.
Read MoreArkady Rose: Nocturne (2021).
It’s blatant advertising time now, with the new CD from Arkady Rose of this parish just released today!
Read MoreB-Side #14, early 1986: Wet Taxis, Porcelain Bus, Feedtime, Ups & Downs, Mick Harvey/Bad Seeds, John Kennedy’s Love Gone Wrong.
This is the last of the B-Side for the moment. I have a few scraps of other stuff to put up …
Read MoreB-Side #13, December 1985: Deniz Tek, Ku Klux Frankenstein, Ed Kuepper/Laughing Clowns, Huxton Creepers, X, Happy Hate Me Nots, Beach Nuts, Louis Tillett, Itchy Rat
And a four-page cartoon in the middle.
Read MoreMinistry: Moral Hygiene (2021).
Frankly, I’m most surprised Al Jourgensen is still alive. Good luck to him.
Read MoreTwitter roundup.
I’ve had these long enough, now you can have them too and I can close some tabs.
Read MoreRobert Brokenmouth: Nick Cave: The Birthday Party and Other Epic Adventures (1996).
In fairness, as the big bloke with the long hair and the leather jacket, if I were the police I’d have stopped me.
Read MoreB-Side #12, late 1985: Scientists, The Eastern Dark, The Stems, Deniz Tek, Behind The Magnolia Curtain, Mark Ferrie, Reactor Records.
More procrastination on other things!
Read MoreB-Side #11, June 1985: Tex Perkins, The Shindiggers, Decline of the Reptiles, Eugene Chadbourne, 21 Faces, The Celibate Rifles, Harem Scarem.
I basically commend all of this coverage.
Read More21 Faces: Red Hearts (1985).
Well, this is an obscurity I never expected to hear online.
Read MoreB-Side #10, April 1985: James Baker Experience, Triffids, Lipstick Killers, Saints, Tactics, New York garage psych roundup.
Remember when you could get this sort of goodness for a dollar?
Read MoreB-Side 4½, June–July 1984: Celibate Rifles, True West, J.F.K. and the Cuban Crisis, Clinton Walker on The Next Thing
B-Side was the Australian indie rock fanzine of the time. Just slabs of text about good bands and records. I straight-up lifted its format for Party Fears.
Read MoreS:Bahn: Queen of Diamonds (2021).
It’s all a rhythm instrument, dry and direct.
Read MoreVortex #6, Dec 1987–Jan 1988: Kryptonics, Kim Salmon, Stems, Stolen Picassos, Errol H. Tout, Bacen Asagai, Cremator, Scarlets, Die Monster Die, And An A, 10,000 Maniacs, White Cross, The Cult
And that about wraps it up for Vortex!
Read MoreVortex #5, August 1987: Durutti Column, A Certain Ratio, Go-Betweens, Stolen Picassos, Gay Marvins, Martha’s Vineyard, Weddings Parties Anything, Chad’s Tree, Concrete Blonde
I’m on a roll here, or I’m procrastinating like hell on other things.
Read MoreVortex #4, May–June 1987: Palisades, Scientists, The Cult, Sparklers, Reels, New Order, Matt Johnson/The The, Errol H. Tout, The Clash.
I said previously I’d have the rest of Vortex up by the end of 2020, no worries. This proved incorrect.
Read MoreSnog: Lullabies for the Lithium Age (2020).
Snog have embodied the virtue of consistency for the past thirty years.
Read MoreVarious Artists: From the River to the Sea (2021).
Jamie Halliday had stopped doing Audio Antihero, but has revived the label for this compilation.
Read MoreRecords: Slow Down Molasses (2021), Shriekback (1989).
Also: the Terminator comedy dick puppet remix technique.
Read MoreSevered Heads: get the late-period albums while you can.
Art is ephemeral. The text changes out from under you. Particularly when the text is a Severed Heads album.
Read MoreSolar Fake: Enjoy Dystopia; Masked (2021).
A pretty good slab of extruded Solar Fake product.
Read MoreRecords: Throat (2018, 2020); Microlaxx (2021).
Less Nirvana and more Fugazi, and no fashionability whatsoever. “The kind of rock that was 20 years past its expiration date.”
Read MoreRecords: Statiqbloom, AC/DC (2020).
A good new thing and an old new thing.
Read MoreLinks: Spreading the take at the top, custom ringtones, the Human League.
The black hit of space.
Read MoreLinks: Virtual Reality still useless, why vinyl was bad, the Problem with Music gets tha roni, Nile Rodgers.
Here in the plague, I’m bored enough to write about music again, for my beloved audience of about a hundred. How are you all?
Read MoreAnd One totally aren’t into QAnon and Trump, you guys. A hacker done it and run away.
Because in this cancelled year of our Lord twenty-twenty, you just can’t outdo real life.
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