Rocknerd

Where little synths come from.

23 June, 20166 May, 2017 Musician 0

No time for a proper post today, so have a silly meme image.

Print your own violin!

22 June, 201625 August, 2016 Classical, Musician 0

Kaitlyn and Matt Hova have put up the files to 3D-print your own violin. Or you can buy parts or a fully-printed example from them. It’s still at the stage of doing it because you can, but it’s actually not terrible.

Don’t forget the existence of My Dad Is Dead.

21 June, 201614 October, 2016 Post-Punk 3

Back in The Day™ (1989), everyone compared My Dad Is Dead to Joy Division. Really, every review. Like they couldn’t think of anything else to say.

J. G. Eccarius: The Last Days of Christ the Vampire (1988).

20 June, 201618 February, 2017 Opinion, Writing 0

If you’re going to suffer unresolved literary trauma, you should get it from a title like that, which you will be unsurprised to hear is far and away the best thing about the book.

Electric Dreams: The Giorgio Moroder Story on BBC Radio 2, 2013.

19 June, 201620 May, 2017 Dance, Radio 0

A marvellous BBC radio documentary in two one-hour parts on disco king Giorgio Moroder, focusing on his work in the late ’70s and early to mid-’80s.

Reviews: Amy’s Arms, Foster Body, Uranium Club (2016).

18 June, 201623 June, 2017 Goth, Indie, Punk, Record 0

Today we hit the Bandcamp for various recommendations of mates’ mates’ bands. Send yours in! At worst it’ll be ignored.

New Order: Music Complete (2016).

17 June, 201625 August, 2016 Post-Punk, Record 1

At almost sixty-five minutes, New Order’s tenth studio album Music Complete. On vinyl it is provided as an impressive heavy-grade double album with an abstract cover design by Peter Saville, which reminds one of True Colours by Split Enz or a 1980s L’Oreal advertisement. With no sense of embarrassment, the album also includes a twelve page booklet of blank pages and uncoloured designs. This ill-considered use of the planet’s declining arboreal biomass can possibly amuse children for a couple of hours as they provide a more interesting expression of colours. As is the fashion with albums these days a digital download code is also provided.

The enduring popularity of bishonen: the Wraeththu Trilogies by Storm Constantine.

17 June, 201610 May, 2018 Goth, Opinion, Writing 0

I have unresolved literary trauma, so you can have some too. These books are “sexy gender-ambiguous goth boys ahoy” porn from Storm Constantine as early ‘80s goth girl. (Note the cover star’s hand stapled to his forehead.) Apparently originating in a short story she wrote in 1973 at age 17, so David Bowie’s in there too.

Links.

16 June, 201625 August, 2016 Indie, Links, Post-Punk 0

“If you think it’s about the music, you’ve already failed.” The pop culture legacy business, and why Kurt Cobain is still a huge star.

The vintage synthesizer petting zoo.

15 June, 20161 April, 2017 Musician 0

North Melbourne now has an interactive vintage synthesizer museum where you are actively encouraged to play with the exhibits.

“Jolene” by Dolly Parton at 33rpm works transcendentally well.

14 June, 20165 September, 2016 Country 0

Click the little “play” button at the top of this. That’s “Jolene” by Dolly Parton, slowed down to what the 45rpm single would have sounded like being played at 33rpm. That’s it. That’s all.

What you need to know about Yasutaka Nakata and Capsule.

13 June, 201615 September, 2021 Pop 0

Yasutaka Nakata, of the band Capsule, is a Japanese pop producer. Connoiseurs of producer disco need to hit the Nakata. He’s all but unknown outside Japan, and that’s just wrong. See also Kyary Pamyu Pamyu and Perfume.

Death to the traitors, death to the traitors, death to the tra-ai-tors.

12 June, 20166 May, 2017 Esoterica 0

Canadian Cultural Worker’s Committee: “Death to the Traitors” from The Party is the Most Precious Thing, 1979.

Mos Generator: Abyssinia (2016).

11 June, 201629 March, 2017 Metal, Record, Rock 0

“doom heavy stoner metal band”, the press release bluntly announces.

New Order and the Australian Chamber Orchestra, Sydney Opera House, June 4, 2016

10 June, 20161 January, 2017 Classical, Live, Post-Punk 0

The concert hall of the Sydney Opera House is, of course, one of the world’s great venues. Filled to capacity of over two-and-half thousand the audience were displaying an enthusiasm that would continue throughout the night. Although older on average, there was a fair sprinkling of younger faces indicating that the reputation of one of the world’s great electronic and synth-pop bands was still continuing.

Scott Walker and the freedom to go seriously weird.

9 June, 201625 August, 2016 Esoterica, Pop 0

Listened to Scott Walker’s 1984 comeback Climate of Hunter again recently. It’s a strange record, but Scott went strange pretty much as soon as he could. After his early pop hits with the Walker Brothers, he took the chance to make his individual vision obvious by the time of Scott 3 and Scott 4 in the late 1960s. He tried consciously mainstream records in the early ’70s that nobody bought, followed by an abortive Walker Brothers reunion, so Climate of Hunter has that “fuck it” that so often signals something good.

Links.

8 June, 201625 August, 2016 Industry, Links, mp3, Musician 0

Music industry prays for rain, one of Mute’s sound engineers, NEVER run iTunes on your music production computer.

Polyphonic overtone singing explained and demonstrated.

7 June, 201625 August, 2016 Musician 0

I am frankly boggling that you can do this with a human voice. YOU MUST WATCH THIS.

No: Once We Were Scum, Now We Are God (1989).

6 June, 201625 August, 2016 Industrial, Post-Punk, Record 0

This is the finest album by the great Australian band No, featuring Ollie Olsen when he was still angry, before he discovered MDMA and made Third Eye. It’s a live album. I got the record when it came out in 1989 and played it every day for a few months. Invigorating and cheering music that will brighten your soul.

The original song for the worst hold music ever has been found.

5 June, 201610 September, 2016 Esoterica 0

The original song the ultimate hold music was built around has been found. It’s called, of course, “Picture Perfect”.

I was right at the time. Nineties indie rock sucked. Except Dave Graney, of course.

4 June, 201613 October, 2017 Indie, Opinion, Rock 0

Just rereading the Dave Graney interview I did in late 1992 for Party Fears. This was when no fucker cared about Dave Graney, after his indie hipness fronting the Moodists in the 1980s and his artier cowboy rock’n’roll in the late ’80s and early ’90s.

The Mark E. Smith Guide to Writing Guide.

3 June, 201620 May, 2017 Post-Punk, Radio, Writing 0

In 1983, Mark E. Smith of the Fall went on Greenwich Sound Radio and, between being interviewed and playing records, gave them his definitive guide on how to write.

False memories of feelings past.

2 June, 20169 May, 2018 Industrial, Opinion, Writing 1

Front Line Assembly “Mindphaser” just came up on Spotify. I first heard it in 1993 or 1994, in the front room of 20 Stuart Street in Perth. The “cyberpunk house” as it was known. I think I was hungover and possibly still drunk from the night before. Certainly everyone else was.

Pat & Mick: Use It Up And Wear It Out (1990).

1 June, 201616 August, 2017 Pop, Record 0

This record is … way better than it has any right to be.

So let’s give this Spotify thing a go.

31 May, 201628 April, 2017 mp3, Opinion 0

I tried Last.fm around 2009 when I was applying for a job with them. The computer-generated personal radio station thing is amusing in its way. I can’t see myself wandering around with my phone using up my data plan on streaming music; it’ll be strictly a desktop, or rather laptop, thing.

“Duncan” by Slim Dusty is now in Wikipedia.

30 May, 201625 August, 2016 Country, Writing 0

I was amazed to discover that Slim Dusty’s second-biggest hit wasn’t covered in Wikipedia. Well, now it is ‘cos I put it there.

My problematic favourite: William S. Burroughs.

29 May, 20169 May, 2018 Opinion, Post-Punk, Writing 1

I admire old Bill for all sorts of things, none of which are his personality, murdering his wife, fucking up his son or misogyny so jawdropping he literally made it into an artform. I wonder what signifiers wearing a Burroughs shirt would have in 2016 as opposed to 1996 (“yeah yeah you’re hip go away”) or 1986 (“who?”).